It's never going to happen, people. I've come to terms with it.
2. I will never steal your iPhone... or your wallet... I won't steal anything from you that costs more than $2.
What kind a person sees another person's iPhone and says "Oh goody! I'll take that!" - a heartless person, that's who.
3. I will never care about BYU Football.
Sorry.
4. I will never allow the head of a dead animal to be mounted on my wall.
Never ever.
5. I will never own a cat.
Unless it's Taylor Swifts cat's.
6. I will never kidnap Taylor Swift's cat.
But I'm not making any promises.
7. I will never commit to blonde.
I like it, but... I get bored. Plus, red hair is AWESOME.
8. I will never be that person who shaves her legs every day.
What kind of life is that?
9. I will never spell my child's name any way other than the most common way.
It's that simple. Just like spelling should be.
10. I will never say never, nevah, nevah...
Thanks, JB.
Amen on the name thing. I don't know what those people are thinking. Evah.
ReplyDeleteLove. And I agree with most of these things. Most, not all.
ReplyDeleteJust because you'll never run a marathon doesn't mean you can't say you're training for a marathon (I'm looking at you weird girl in our institute class who always talked about the triathlon she was training for).
ReplyDelete#7 reminds me an awful lot of Russia.
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