I come out of the woodwork when there's something I feel passionately about. And today all the passion I can muster is directed towards Scotty McCreery not winning American Idol. Please no.
His name is one letter away from Scott McCreepy. Does no one else find this alarming?
It should come as no surprise that my votes have been for Lauren Alaina since the beginning. I can't be sure, but it's probably because deep down in my innards I'm a sometimes awkward, sometimes obnoxious 17 year-old pop star. So, you know, I can relate. Plus, that girl can sing it with the best of them. Scotty can sing it with himself. Case closed.
The internet has crowned him the winner already. Why all the Scotty love? I don't get it. I don't get "kid history" either (it's what i like to call the opposite of funny), so obviously I have no idea what's going on in the minds of middle-class Americans these days. Scotty it is.
Here's the best part: of the 5 who know about this blog, none of you watch American Idol... so yeah... you're welcome. Pointless post? Check!